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Pope Benedict XVI has spoken out against what he called "the infinite lengthening of biological life." He made the remarks in a homily delivered to young people in Rome on Sunday.

The pontiff said that even if an 'immortality pill' was found, "the world would fill up with old people; there would be no space for the youth."

"We cannot then, hope for the infinite lengthening of biological life." said Benedict.


"There's just one catch -- Life must end at thirty unless reborn in the fiery ritual of Carrousel."

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.

You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution to this great man's legacy. 

The Library will include: 

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. 

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything. 

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. 

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. 

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to

find).

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you

to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tours. 

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery. 

Plans also include: 

The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where you can buy (or just steal) an election. 

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet  some of your favorite Republican Senators. 

Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego. 

To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help  you locate them. 

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care  so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was  better than his fathers.